From April 5 to April 7, the Seattle Mariners will play the Chicago
White Sox in a stadium where they're 2-14 over the past 16 games because
2 + 14 = 16.
Mariners fans can forego the ROOT Sports broadcast and listen to White Sox TV commentator Ken "Hawk" Harrelson.
"The
Hawk" provides a wide variety of weird ramblings during broadcasts,
including such fine calls as, "Yes!" and, "Mercy!" and, "He gone!" and,
"You can put it on the board - Yes! Yes!"
Harrelson most likely suffered a stroke 15 years ago, but it has gone undetected despite his public broadcasting duties.
When
asked about his broadcasting style, Harrelson said, "I'm introducing a
150-word vocabulary this year. That's 10 more than I used last year."
Mercy.
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